Passport Guy

I had to go to the embassy to renew my documents or whatever. Back story, I grew up in America and I have an American accent. Anyway, this guy had spotted me, and I guess he liked what he saw. He didn't realize we were the same, and he proceeded to make his move by waving his blue passport all over the place. I believe he thought it was one of 'those situations'. I went into the embassy and came right out, and he was still there waiting for me. That's crazy. Anyway, he came to speak to me and still was waving his blue passport everywhere. He placed it on his forehead, on his chest, and in between every finger he had. Just so I could see it. I wasn't sure if he wanted me to know he was American too or he thought he had got a lick and could get me because he was American. I'm aware a lot of ladies around the world would take the opportunity, I don't judge. Do you and get these fools to get your papers for you. But that was not the case here. I then proceeded to speak, and when he heard my accent, he froze a bit. "Yep, buddy, I'm going to need you to back up." You can't do anything for me. Paper-wise, financially, and you're definitely not something new for me to explore. I am running away from your kind, how unfortunate is it to run into you here? It was such a shallow thing to do, but I understand that's how some people roll. I share this experience with my friends a lot because it was so embarrassing for him. I had secondhand embarrassment for him, and I was the victim in this situation.

Pearl